Have you ever dreamed of having sexual sex with a cartoon hottie, like Katara? This game will make you feel happy. There will be no dialogue or story, only an interactive pov sex scene. There is also various options for customization which will make the experience even more thrilling. You may also opt to randomize it to make it more enjoyment.
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2024-08-21 16:08:18
Ayoub:
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2024-10-11 07:32:48
Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope
There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't
Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows
His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody
Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking, make me king
As we move toward a New World Order
A normal life is boring; but superstardom's
Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder
Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over
These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows
He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads
God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water
These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera
Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner
But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged
I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed
I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper
All the pain inside amplified by the
Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers
And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder
Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter
Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's
Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got
To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot
Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got
To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot
So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not
This may be the only opportunity that I got
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
You can do anything you set your mind to, man
2024-10-14 15:20:27
Me:
There is no character
2024-11-14 12:12:17
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
2024-12-15 20:57:13
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
2025-01-02 12:33:28
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
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A girl and an individual were extremely friends given that the youth. They matured with each other, they did a great deal of points togetehr and ofcourse quickly they dropped in love. Seems like a love till completion? Oh no, not in this situation! In our tale this idillic photo was bumped items in simply someday by simply one activity. That made the error? exists a method to repair it? Our heroes will certainly need to stroll a lengthy course prior to they might respond to these concerns.
Key heroine of our non-linear tale is Sophia Parker - a mom and a wife. Due to her husband obtained a brand-new task she and their boy and child needed to transfer to one more city. And regardless of exactly how difficult Susan will certainly attempt it wont be feasible to obey her old order in a brand-new location. Plus individuals around right here are not right into brand-new faces either. Will Susan take her life under contorl and maintain her household with each other? Or will she allow the complete strangers and challenges to determine on exactly how she and her household should live, function and also like? Depend upon several complicated choises that you will certainly make!
A big-boobed brunette called Shaundi indeed wishes to relax a bit. Now you have to help her with this assignment. So let us embark the joy. On the display, you visit big-boobed Shaundi. She's lounging on the sofa. The doll is most certainly dressed in a lot of clothes. Hit the embark button and then let us embark undressing Shaundi. She takes her off and a T-shirt and remains in lovely lingerie. Now use your mouse to embark massaging her huge tits. Shaundi yells in delight as she takes off her underpants. You visit with that her pink cootchie that requires affection. Start tonguing your cootchie and massaging on your clitoris. You then are going to fuck a tasty brunette in this pink slit. Your huge dick tears the doll's cunt at half an hour. The doll screams with joy and asks one to help it become even more impolite. Fuck big-boobed doll just like a inexpensive whore therefore Shaundi reaches climax. Do this.
This video game is straightforward and quite brief so not surprising that it starts with one of the most fascinating and enjoyable component - with warm chick laying on your bed and waiting on your following action! And clearly this 'following action 'is to undress her. Strip her down item by item and when she will be naked sufficient and turned on sufficient obtain prepared to make your following choice: will you go for her pussy or for her butt?
Get prepared to see something you will never find in official"Fairy Tail" arcade show however you very likely always dreamed to foursome soiree with principal heroes of the epic saga! Tonight four personalities - Erza scarlet, Natsu Dragneel, Lucy Heartfillia and Gray Fullbuster - determined to have an orgy all together! And they did it and that had been fucking whom you will find out from this series of interactive animated manga porn scenes. The manages are very effortless to use - arrow buttons will permit you to switch inbetween scenes back and forward while the activity button will let you to trigger modes like switching points of view or switching heroes whenever it will be possible. And remeber that this joy and manga porn parody is just one of many which you can always find on our site.
What occurs when dating video game satisfies investigator category? You obtain the video game like "Time for You"! Weird points are occurring around the community recently though it is not the huge factor to place your love life on forever lengthy time out? Simply make sure that prior to diving right into charming connections you will discover sufficient regarding your brand-new friends and particularly brand-new sweethearts, all right?
It was intended to be videogames all evening wish for finest friends however rather among them (yes, the one that you are playing as) wound up stuck to his finest frend's household. Do not obtain distressed as well early since the good news is sufficient this household is composed of warm looking mom and non the much less warm looking siblings so as you can visualize this evening is going to be anything however boring.
You are playing as an individual that needs to care for your buddies child called Milly. Her moms and dads needed to transfer to one more nation due to theor tasks though they didnt wish to take Milly out of her pleasant atmosphere particularly when she has actually begun her examining at university. Leaving her under your guardianship appeared like a great concept. Looks like Milly is going to discover a great deal of brand-new great points not just at university...
Raven from the group of "Teenager Titans" likes to practice meditation. Why? Since for some weird factors it brings her some kind of sex-related leisure! As well as you will certainly witness this in this apology minigame... yet while Raven will certainly be obtaining an increasing number of unwinded you as a gamer will certainly be doing rather the contrary - the rythm-based minigame that you will certainly be betting Raven to go on will certainly obtain an increasing number of difficult! Could you bring Raven to a wonderful climax?
You get on a goal. A very secret and really vital objective which will need both your battling skills and. teasing abilities! Your mian task is to attract 3 women in one night though as you have actually possibly already thought they are not as straightforward as they appear. However they are definitely hot and they are definitely hazardous! Their names are Makiko, Pawa and Himari so if you think that you got right into the crazy globe of "Chainsaw Male" after that you are absolutely!
Much like any type of various other man in the street of Konoha Town you see Woman Tsunade, Naruto and others as heroes. What if the destiny itself will provide you a possibility to end up being one of such heroes? Or will you favor to examine their limitations and also placed them on their knees ultimately? The lengthy shed understanding of prohibited justu is currently exposed to you and just you will certainly determine exactly how to utilize it.
You are currently taking part in a suspicious scientific experiment. The future of the Overwatch universe is where you ultimately stir up! In the last forty years, a whole lot has transformed, most especially... well, find out by playing the video game! You may be particular that this journey will certainly lead to a whole lot of salacious fun and an excellent time! Develop your own Overwatch hero harem. Create connections and discover the history of the heroes 'checklist. Participate in sexual combat and periodically restrain the pressures of wickedness. Naturally, have a selection of sexual experiences with Overwatch's female personalities!
Tipping off the train in Karakura once more after all these years seemed like strolling back right into a past I prefer to fail to remember. The exact same roads, the exact same air filtering the aroma of the river, and the prompt, natural reminder of who I would certainly constantly been here: Keigo, the man that was an absolute, obvious loser to every single woman he ever before tried to speak with. It stung equally as a lot currently as it did back after that. My grand strategy? Move back in with my moms and dads momentarily and discover any type of task while I figured things out. But Ichigo, bless his perpetually bad-tempered spirit, urged I collapse at his place rather, claimed it was much less hassle while I took a look around. Ichigo. The man that easily had women orbiting him like some kind of popular-magnet, also when we were kids. Obviously, he's wed now.
With Beerus and Champa suddenly banished from the magnificent world, the enormous, overwelming obligation of God of Damage for World 7 drops upon your young shoulders. Led by your qualified and smart consequent Angel, Vados, you have to browse the complicated and often disorderly obligations of a magnificent destroyer-- determining the destiny of worlds, preserving planetary equilibrium with essential damage, and supporting appealing human beings all while aiming to increase World 7's infamously reduced temporal degree. This one-of-a-kind planetary experience concentrates much less on frustrating difficulties and even more on individual touch; your impact penetrates deep space not simply with power, however with design, supplying a considerable system enabling you to thoroughly personalize the look and attire of almost every personality you satisfy, absolutely making deep space your very own in a manner no GoD has previously.
Did you ever before wished to see every one of your preferred anime women in one location? As well as so you could not just satisfy them however to fuck them? This crossover apology video game is the excellent option - just right here brand-new teleport innovations are being utilized for the appropriate function which is to take a trip right into various other anime measurements or bringing personalities from these measurements right into your own as well as all of it just to fuck them genuine great!
New doll is prepared to turn into your plaything at F-seris of all anime porn games. Her name is Aki, she's a brunette and as constantly her kinks are all amazing! Looks like this moment we've got a doll who truly likes he rown bod since there will not be much garment option for her she will constantly be dressed in black swimsuit which slightly covers her strenuous tits and fairly booty. But she'll switch her hairstyle to get uber-cute looking ponytails occasionally. To play the game that you want to select among available places and then utilizing blue arrow buttons change inbetween displays. First you'll see Aki revealing her boosb so that they can bounce loosely when she is going to probably be using among her favoirte fucktoys facing you! More games from F-series that you can always discover on our site.
As you may hope from the game called"Street Life" that there is going to be a great deal of violence, fuck-a-thon and offender topics inside so if that your type of articles then you undoubtedly shouldn't miss this ! This game features price in manufacturing far less than any portion of world GTA series but here you'll see something you will never find in GTA games in history! Walk thru the streets and take decisions every 2nd. Each choice will have consequences that may be either good or poor and not long you can predict the results which really can make your trip thru this city much more joy and titillating... or blood-soaked and painfull - after more which will depend on how great your own at shooting decisions in various circumstances!
Busty and hot Hentairella might be a latest celebrity and her trip planet Earth is only starting. And it is going to immensely wind up to become a somewhat lengthy journey. What sexy female will cover all this time? Fucking some cryptic tentacles is organic - what is it? Thus you will have the ability to adore the show of a dark haired cutie with fine spherical bosoms conjointly inbetween several monstrous tight rod tentacles! Just click the next button (at the left side of the game screen) to begin out consecutive animated show. Henthairella receives a supreme deal of semen that gets her taut butt fucked, gets dual penetrated and..... Well, let us leave some quite arousing moments which you look forward to your self while not troubling them! So let us start the joy hetero away.
Another 1 game out of"Night Tales" series. This time you may spend with Elisa. What exactly are you? Fucking ofcourse! Don't leave behind to turn on or off the light in the bedroom depending on what you choose. Elisa has much and blue eyes more hairs that are feminine if you're into girls then you gont enjoy her more. Tease her muff with your dick before you will determine to fuck her deeper and deeper - that you have to do would be to select one of the scenes that are plotted. The five scene will not be the most intense of them but also will launch the countdown to jizz shot and internal cumshot! Agter you can replay this game again or go to our site and attempt other elementary and joy games with a lot of manga porn content!
The very first-ever thing of this fresh game project by BabusGames that today appears more like an effort to make you huge (at least thicker than prior games) and intriguing manga porn game in visual book genre crammed with arousing narrative occasions and ofcourse lots of sexy and amazing looking characters! From how you always have the option to check for different episodes and to play different games from this writer and ofcourse to hold him with this patreon pagehttps://www.patreon.com/babusgames. There you can leave comments so you will be not only playing joy manga porn games but also helping to make them even finer! And eventually do not leave behind to look at our site at which you could discover out more of manga porn themed parodies, games and cartoons!
The legendary avatar Korra who, in the past, has transformed into an erotic model following an array of incidents and a fall into massive debts, is now back. This means you are able to return to your position as the most powerful agent you've ever had... or simply an agent. The third part of the tale. If you're looking to understand the underlying causes of the matter or understand the themes behind it you should have recommended to play the earlier games (which are also available on our site). Korra will continue to discover her abilities to bend elements and keep her career going. You'll want to support her because she is only going to grow stronger.
Not one and not also 2 however 3 lively and wonderful cat-ladies are waiting on you in this challenge themed minigame! We have to advise you that prior to obtaining to the enjoyable component you will certainly have to obtain with the significant difficulty: utilize all of your reasoning and forecast abilities to catch the tense cat-lady (of your option) on drifting island and unlock a number of great hentai computer animations for each of them!
"Star Whores - Strike Of The Bones" seems like the name for a sensual parody over among the very in demand film sagas... oh, wait - that is precisely it! And also the simple fact that once more you may see on the display our favorite buxom blond Charlie should show you in the very last doubts about this intercative job crammed with recognizable characters, kinky jokes, amazing bareness and extreme romp scenes is all about. The gameplay strategy stays the same tho - you also love the component of the narrative and perform a sightless selection from several choices which will very likely wind up with another or one sexual action. Ofcourse you can assess all the probable choices from the record yet picking just one at some time enables you to construct your very own fucking room escapade.
Sakura is one extremely take on girl and she is constantly prepared to shield her friends... yet her fearlessness appears to be a lot more than her ninja abilities and this battle versus magnificent opponent Sasori might have finished quite poor for her. Might have however it did not - rather than beating Sakura at last this crook determined to fuck her rather! And understanding exactly what actions and abilities he has this is mosting likely to be a harsh difficulty for Sakura!
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Ayoub:
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Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping This world is mine for the taking, make me king As we move toward a New World Order A normal life is boring; but superstardom's Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product They moved on to the next schmoe who flows He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… No more games, I'ma change what you call rage Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper All the pain inside amplified by the Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5 And I can't provide the right type of life for my family 'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not This may be the only opportunity that I got You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… You can do anything you set your mind to, man
Me:
There is no character
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
nunu:
i hate this rapemeat